Here you go, from the musical Hair:
Sodomy, fellatio, cunnilingus, pederasty
Father, why do these words sounds so nasty?
Masturbation can be fun
Join the holy orgy, kamasutra,
I love this song.
Here's one more masturbation tip:
Masturbation is a normal part of sexuality. Just be sure to use enough lube so that you don't hurt yourself.
What you do with your own body, in the privacy of your own room, is nobody's business.