Finally. The definitive personal inventory.
1. Taken a picture completely naked? Yes.
2. Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page? No.
3. Danced in front of your mirror naked? No.
4. Told a lie? Yes.
5. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Yes.
6. Been arrested? No.
7. Made out with someone of the same sex? Oh yes.
8. Seen someone die? No.
9. Slept in until 5pm? No.
10. Had sex at work? Yes.
11. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes.
12. Held a snake? Yes.
13. Run a red light? Yes.
14. Been suspended from school? No.
15. Totaled your car in an accident? No.
16. Pole danced? No.
17. Smoked? Yes.
18. Been fired from a job? Yes.
19. Sung karaoke? Yes.
20. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes.
21. Laughed until a drink came out your nose? Yes.
22. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.
23. Kissed in the rain? Yes.
24. Sung in the shower? Yes.
25. Given your private parts a nickname? No.
26. Ever gone out without underwear? Yes.
27. Sat on a roof top? Yes.
28. Played chicken? No.
29. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No.
30. Broken a bone? Yes.
31. Mooned/flashed someone? Yes.
32. Shaved your head? No.
33. Slept naked? Yes. All the time.
34. Played a prank on someone? Yes.
35. Had a gym membership? Duh.
36. Felt like killing someone? Yes, but I've heard the food in jail is crappy.
37. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes.
38. Cried over someone you were in love with? Yes.
39. Had sex more than 10 times in one day? 'Fraid not.
40. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No.
41. Been in a band? No.
42. Subscribed to Maxim? Ewww.
43. Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol? No.
44. Shot a gun? Yes.
45. Had sex today? Yes.
46. Played strip poker? Yes. With a straight high school buddy. He lost. See #5 above.
47. Tripped on mushrooms? Yes.
48. Donated Blood? Yes, prior to becoming sexually active with men; now they discriminate and say if you've had gay sex even one time since 1979 you can't donate. There is an effort underway to undo this ridiculous requirement.
49. Video taped yourself having sex? No.
50. Eaten alligator meat? Yes.
51. Jumped out of an airplane? Nope.
52. Been to more than 10 countries? Yes.
53. Wanted to have sex with a platonic friend? Yes.
54. Shaved yourself bare? No.
55. Dressed in drag? Yes, on Halloween. It was not a pretty sight. I'm more of the 'linebacker' type.
BONUS: If you could be any celebrity for an entire week, who would it be and why? Laurence Olivier when he was young. Why? Because he looked great in boots in Wuthering Heights.
N.B. If you read all the way to this point, you are so tagged. Get busy.