Thursday, October 25, 2007

The Confession Meme

Finally. The definitive personal inventory.

1. Taken a picture completely naked? Yes.
2. Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page? No.
3. Danced in front of your mirror naked? No.
4. Told a lie? Yes.
5. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Yes.
6. Been arrested? No.
7. Made out with someone of the same sex? Oh yes.
8. Seen someone die? No.
9. Slept in until 5pm? No.
10. Had sex at work? Yes.
11. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes.
12. Held a snake? Yes.
13. Run a red light? Yes.
14. Been suspended from school? No.
15. Totaled your car in an accident? No.
16. Pole danced? No.
17. Smoked? Yes.
18. Been fired from a job? Yes.
19. Sung karaoke? Yes.
20. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes.
21. Laughed until a drink came out your nose? Yes.
22. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.
23. Kissed in the rain? Yes.
24. Sung in the shower? Yes.
25. Given your private parts a nickname? No.
26. Ever gone out without underwear? Yes.
27. Sat on a roof top? Yes.
28. Played chicken? No.
29. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No.
30. Broken a bone? Yes.
31. Mooned/flashed someone? Yes.
32. Shaved your head? No.
33. Slept naked? Yes. All the time.
34. Played a prank on someone? Yes.
35. Had a gym membership? Duh.
36. Felt like killing someone? Yes, but I've heard the food in jail is crappy.
37. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes.
38. Cried over someone you were in love with? Yes.
39. Had sex more than 10 times in one day? 'Fraid not.
40. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No.
41. Been in a band? No.
42. Subscribed to Maxim? Ewww.
43. Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol? No.
44. Shot a gun? Yes.
45. Had sex today? Yes.
46. Played strip poker? Yes. With a straight high school buddy. He lost. See #5 above.
47. Tripped on mushrooms? Yes.
48. Donated Blood? Yes, prior to becoming sexually active with men; now they discriminate and say if you've had gay sex even one time since 1979 you can't donate. There is an effort underway to undo this ridiculous requirement.
49. Video taped yourself having sex? No.
50. Eaten alligator meat? Yes.
51. Jumped out of an airplane? Nope.
52. Been to more than 10 countries? Yes.
53. Wanted to have sex with a platonic friend? Yes.
54. Shaved yourself bare? No.
55. Dressed in drag? Yes, on Halloween. It was not a pretty sight. I'm more of the 'linebacker' type.

BONUS: If you could be any celebrity for an entire week, who would it be and why? Laurence Olivier when he was young. Why? Because he looked great in boots in Wuthering Heights.


N.B. If you read all the way to this point, you are so tagged. Get busy.

9 comments:

playasinmar said...

"10. Had sex at work? Yes."

O.o Are you serious?

MoHoHawaii said...

Playa, I'm older than you are. I've had more time to do things that in retrospect I think are not advisable. Remember when we talked about gay adolescence? :- )

Chris said...

I'm not posting this on my blog, but here goes:

1. Taken a picture completely naked? Yes.
2. Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page? No. I don't have Facebook page, and I only have a MySpace page so I can look at Jed's pictures on his.
3. Danced in front of your mirror naked? Yes, but only a little.
4. Told a lie? Yes.
5. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Yes.
6. Been arrested? No.
7. Made out with someone of the same sex? Yes.
8. Seen someone die? No.
9. Slept in until 5pm? No.
10. Had sex at work? No.
11. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes.
12. Held a snake? Yes.
13. Run a red light? Yes.
14. Been suspended from school? Yes.
15. Totaled your car in an accident? Yes. (Though it was actually my mom's car, not mine.)
16. Pole danced? No.
17. Smoked? Yes.
18. Been fired from a job? No.
19. Sung karaoke? No.
20. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes.
21. Laughed until a drink came out your nose? No.
22. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.
23. Kissed in the rain? Yes.
24. Sung in the shower? Yes.
25. Given your private parts a nickname? Yes.
26. Ever gone out without underwear? Yes.
27. Sat on a roof top? Yes.
28. Played chicken? No.
29. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No.
30. Broken a bone? No.
31. Mooned/flashed someone? Yes.
32. Shaved your head? No.
33. Slept naked? Yes. All the time.
34. Played a prank on someone? Yes.
35. Had a gym membership? Yes.
36. Felt like killing someone? No, not really.
37. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes.
38. Cried over someone you were in love with? Yes.
39. Had sex more than 10 times in one day? No. Wouldn't it get really raw?
40. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No.
41. Been in a band? No, unless the school concert band counts.
42. Subscribed to Maxim? No. Gross.
43. Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol? No.
44. Shot a gun? Yes.
45. Had sex today? If by "today" you mean in the last 24 hours, then yes.
46. Played strip poker? No.
47. Tripped on mushrooms? No.
48. Donated Blood? No, even prior to coming out and becoming sexually active with men; it makes me woozy.
49. Video taped yourself having sex? No.
50. Eaten alligator meat? No.
51. Jumped out of an airplane? No.
52. Been to more than 10 countries? Yes.
53. Wanted to have sex with a platonic friend? Yes.
54. Shaved yourself bare? Yes.
55. Dressed in drag? No.

BONUS: If you could be any celebrity for an entire week, who would it be and why? Jake Shears of the Scissor Sisters. Would love to be a hot little gay thing like that.

Chris said...

Apparently everyone else who read this post to the end is a coward.

Beck said...

1. Taken a picture completely naked? Yes.
2. Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page? No. I don't have Facebook page
3. Danced in front of your mirror naked? Yes, but I'm not a good dancer.
4. Told a lie? Yes.
5. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Most definitely!
6. Been arrested? No.
7. Made out with someone of the same sex? Once / sort of.
8. Seen someone die? Yes.
9. Slept in until 5pm? No.
10. Had sex at work? No.
11. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes.
12. Held a snake? Yes.
13. Run a red light? Yes.
14. Been suspended from school? Never.
15. Totaled your car in an accident? No.
16. Pole danced? Heck no!
17. Smoked? No.
18. Been fired from a job? No.
19. Sung karaoke? No.
20. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes.
21. Laughed until a drink came out your nose? Once.
22. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Every snowstorm.
23. Kissed in the rain? Yes.
24. Sung in the shower? Yes.
25. Given your private parts a nickname? Yes, but I won't tell you what...
26. Ever gone out without underwear? No.
27. Sat on a roof top? Yes.
28. Played chicken? No.
29. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Several times!
30. Broken a bone? Yes.
31. Mooned/flashed someone? No.
32. Shaved your head? No.
33. Slept naked? Once.
34. Played a prank on someone? Yes.
35. Had a gym membership? No, but I've thought about it a lot, but was always too embarrassed to get one.
36. Felt like killing someone? Yes, who hasn't "felt" like that.
37. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes.
38. Cried over someone you were in love with? Yes.
39. Had sex more than 10 times in one day? No. I'm lucky to do it once.
40. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No.
41. Been in a band? No.
42. Subscribed to Maxim? No.
43. Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol? Never.
44. Shot a gun? Yes.
45. Had sex today? No.
46. Played strip poker? Never.
47. Tripped on mushrooms? Never.
48. Donated Blood? Yes - many times.
49. Video taped yourself having sex? Ewww... are you kidding?
50. Eaten alligator meat? No, but I hear it tastes like chicken.
51. Jumped out of an airplane? No, except in my dreams.
52. Been to more than 10 countries? Easily more than 10.
53. Wanted to have sex with a platonic friend? Yes.
54. Shaved yourself bare? Once, down under.
55. Dressed in drag? No, except I was an "old woman" once for Halloween. Does that count?

BONUS. No comment.

Chris: I appreciate your challenge... Though I have fears to face, I'm not a coward.

Chris said...

Beck,

Just for the record, I don't think you're a coward at all! Just wanted to light a fire and see under whome it burned.

Also, I wanted to know who else sleeps naked. :)

Beck said...

Chris: I knew you weren't calling me a coward, personally, but it got me to respond and reveal things that I otherwise wouldn't have. Thanks for the "burn"... :)

VIC said...

pretty interesting facts, also liked your post about japanese facts

MoHoHawaii said...

Hi VIC,

Thanks for stopping by. Feel free to post your own answers to those questions here! :- )