A post by Calvin listed evidence, pro and con, whether he might be gay. I stopped reading after "glitter lotion." That told me all I needed to know.
Then, while responding to a post by Playasinmar a repressed memory flooded back into my consciousness. This is even worse than glitter lotion:
I was the ward chorister through all of my high school years.
Now I understand why things turned out the way they did.